Years ago I had a friend who was a bit of a womanizer. Since he got more, umm, female company than anyone else I knew, I tended to listen to him when he offered advice about women. Most of the advice was decidedly misogynistic, although it all appeared to be accurate... or at least it worked for him. Odds are, if you're male, you knew someone like this, too. Or maybe you were the guy...
One of his bits of advice was this: Every time your girlfriend starts an argument about a bit of trivia, like leaving the seat up, or forgetting what shoes she was wearing on the day you met her, move the wedding date 6 months into the future. If the date ever exceeds age 65, dump her.
Crass though it may be, it's probably good advice, and it applies in other areas too. One place I apply it is to software. Every time some piece of software wants to change my search engine or requests some kind of distasteful access to my computer that has nothing obvious to do with the intended use of the software, I move the uninstall date 6 months back in time (that is, from June to December of the previous year). If the uninstall date ever gets to "now" or before, I dump that software and get something else. And I don't start from age 65 here... I start from about 2 years out.
Similarly, the search engine in question gets its use-date moved off into the future by a like amount.
So at the moment, I won't be touching Yahoo! search until the year 2080, give or take. AVG anti-virus is probably about to be uninstalled in favour of a competing product when my current licence runs out. Since there was recently a Java update and an AVG update, that was an extra year added on to Yahoo! just like that.
I am so utterly, completely, fantastically sick of software trying to change my search engine, and of Yahoo! ramming their god-damned toolbars down my throat in every software install, even "herbal Viagra" spam seems pleasant by comparison. At least America On-line sent out a disk or CD you could use as a coaster.
There is only one reason software packages want to change your search engine: it's a tied sales thing where the software company is being paid by (usually Yahoo! it seems) to sucker you in so that the search company can sell more advertising by getting more hits, and grow their use database by adding your data to it. By any measure, it's wholly malicious in my opinion, doubly so when such a request comes in anti-malware software.
The real piss-off about it is that if you miss a checkbox during a software install you get what amounts to a spy-ware toolbar and get Yahoo! as your default search engine. Depending on the software in question, it may be difficult to get out of that - miss the check-box on AVG Anti-Virus and Yahoo! will be locked as your search engine and you will have to go to a bit of finangling to get it out of there.
Here's a message for Yahoo! that I want to be crystal clear so it pops up in every search engine: I don't want your toolbar, and every time I get asked to install it, I get more and more angry at Yahooo! Please follow the subject line of this blog post.
And for Sun, and AVG, and everyone else who is trying to get me suckered in to making Yahoo! my default search engine, cease and desist right now.
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